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BITCOIN KART · a free 3D kart racer through bitcoin culture
One chair. Ten racers. No second best. Bitcoin Kart is the sixth cabinet in the Galaxy Mind Arcade: a browser kart racer where Team Bitcoin (Michael Saylor's throne-kart, Jack Mallers' lightning bolt, Nayib Bukele's volcano board) lines up against Team Fiat (Peter Schiff's gold-bar dragster, Jamie Dimon's bank vault, Warren Buffett's value wagon). Twelve events across three worlds: the Genesis beaches, the Neon FOMO city and the Corporate glass towers, ending at Schiff's Gold Mine. Drift for mini-turbos, smash Orange Blocks for items like the Ratio Missile and the Regulatory Hammer, stack sats for top speed, and earn Orange Balloons in Adventure mode to unseal the Timechain Atoll's gates. Finish the Orange Circuit and the ghost of the protocol joins the grid.
- Is Bitcoin Kart free to play?
- Yes. No account, no wallet, no payment. Progress saves locally in your browser.
- Is Bitcoin Kart affiliated with Michael Saylor or Strategy Inc.?
- No. It is an unofficial fan game and affectionate parody, not affiliated with or endorsed by Strategy Inc., Michael Saylor, Peter Schiff, or any depicted person or company. Educational and entertainment only, not financial advice.
- How do I unlock Satoshi?
- Open the Corporate Gate in Adventure mode, beat Peter Schiff in the final boss race at the Gold Mine, and hold at least twelve Orange Balloons. The signal recovers itself.
- Is this a Nintendo game?
- No. Bitcoin Kart is an original game with original art, music and characters, inspired by the feel of classic kart racers. It is not affiliated with Nintendo.