Play the tape.
Eight games from the bitcoin story · most run on the real tape, the kart racer runs on pure culture, and the newest one runs on the live chain itself. Slice the latest block in CHOP, race the Orange Circuit, survive the HODL Trail, run the timeline as Super Saylor, date the mystery chart, trade a hidden window blind, outrun the candles, or stack the timechain.
Today's set #47 · WEN · Trail · Gauntlet · Summit level 1 · Circuit: ETF Dawn Speedway · BITS · MIRROR
BITCOIN KART
One chair. Ten racers. No second best. A 3D kart racer through bitcoin culture: Saylor's throne-kart versus Schiff's gold dragster across 12 tracks, with drift sparks, Orange Blocks, the Regulatory Hammer, and a locked ghost of the protocol.
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SUPER SAYLOR
A full Mario-style platformer through bitcoin history. Run 21 levels from the genesis block to the moon, stomp FUD bears, unlock the 21 Rules, and face Peter Schiff at the summit. New: the Daily Summit, one level a day raced by everyone, fastest climb tops the board.
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CHOP
Slice the latest real bitcoin block to the beat. Every cube is one of its transactions, brighter ones paid more, the last cut seals the block. Swipe to the music, chain a combo that climbs in pitch, and post your sats to today's board.
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WEN
A real 90 day slice of the tape with the dates redacted. Five guesses at wen it was, every arrow narrows the timeline, closeness pays in sats. Same puzzle worldwide each UTC day.
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The Bitcoin Gauntlet
A daily blind-history trading game. You are dropped somewhere in real bitcoin history with the dates hidden, trade eight months against a DCA bot on the same salary and bills, then the mask comes off. Beat the bot that never thinks.
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Node Runner
A one-tap arcade run over the real price tape. Bear markets run downhill, red candles grew into the spikes at their true dates, reach the present and you go to the moon · a low-gravity overtime that never ends.
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Timechain
A one-tap block stacker on the halving clock. Blocks pay 50, then 25, then 12.5 as the chain speeds up · stack them clean, bank the sats, and see how high the timechain goes before it orphans.
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THE HODL TRAIL
Lead four plebs from the 2011 backwoods to the citadel. Ten legs of real bitcoin history · stake sats on the choices history actually graded, and share the tombstones. One expedition per UTC day, replay-verified board.
Enter →The tape cabinets run on real daily closes · the game hides when you are, never what happened. When you are done playing, see whether the gauge thinks today looks like fear or euphoria, or find a verified merchant to spend at.
New to the flagship? Read what the Michael Saylor game is, then jump into Super Saylor.