The Arcade · Daily Expedition · Real History

The HODL Trail

Lead four plebs from the 2011 backwoods to the citadel. Ten legs of real bitcoin history · every choice stakes sats, and the right call is whatever history actually rewarded. Same trail for everyone, every UTC day.

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Another cabinetSUPER SAYLORThe flagship · a Mario-style run through 21 levels of bitcoin history, Peter Schiff at the summit.Play Super Saylor →Another cabinetWENA real 90-day slice of the tape, dates redacted · five guesses at wen it was.Play WEN →Another cabinetThe Bitcoin GauntletTrade a hidden window of real history against the DCA bot · one scored run a day.Enter the Gauntlet →Another cabinetNode RunnerOne tap, real candles as terrain · reach the present and you go to the moon.Play Node Runner →Another cabinetTimechainOne tap to stack the next block · every 21 blocks the reward halves and the chain speeds up.Play Timechain →

Trail board · richest caravans

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⛓ Replay-verified · every score here was re-simulated server-side before it landed

The history is real

Every leg is a documented moment · the card-shop exchange, the twenty percent machine, the balance-sheet story. If a choice sounds absurd, someone made it with real sats.

Knowledge is the edge

Scary-looking calls were sometimes the trade of the decade, and comfortable ones cost plebs everything. If you lived the tape, your stack will show it.

One trail a day

No replays, no do-overs. Everyone worldwide rides the same expedition each UTC day, scores are replay-verified server-side, and the tombstones are shareable.

Survived the history? The Bitcoin Buying Gauge reads the live tape · ten signals, one number, stack-or-wait. And the vendor directory is where the citadel actually gets built.